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Час быка и My Little Pony

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раз пошла такая пьянка, на правах стёба и я подключусь

итак, перебравшие крепких алкогольных напитков ИЛМ переносят "Тёмное Пламя" в Эквестрию

мир обещал быть...

 

PS поскольку тема создана исключительно для стёба, то сразу создаю её в разделе юмора

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Коллега, Вы видали AKISOTы?

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Вы видали AKISOTы

а что это такое и с чем это едят?

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Что сегодня за флешмоб с Ефремовым на форуме?

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что это такое и с чем это едят?

Народная забава AHDBшников. Примерно так же выглядит, только толще и длиннее.

Lina Inverse, Sherlock, Watson, several rebels and a team of Federation operatives await the signal from the TF to move in London, when a nuclear weapon detonated in Buckingham Palace. Sensing the opportunity, the team attacks the weakened Victoria, and Lina is able to drive her sword into the monster’s heart. While its true that’s almost impossible to truly kill an Elder God like Viki, the nuke and sword strike are enough to banish her from Earth for a long time to come (or until someone summons her a la Call of Cthulhu).
Unwilling to let an “ally” fall, Malefor scrounges around Hell to find suitable replacements, and settles for the infamous Richard III and Oswald Mosley to be the new king and prime minister, with Professor Moriarty now made head of a newly established secret police. He also gives them 50,000 undead Englishmen, and a few tanks and planes, to keep them involved in the Eldar-Pony Campaign. Still, losing Victoria puts Albion on shaky ground, and many resistance groups come out of hiding attack the new puppet government.

JUDGEMENT DAY – Om Easter Sunday, it began. The reclaimed Acclamator – now commanded by Captain Picard – began bombarding the industrial areas in Hell from orbit. At the same, the Lord’s Resistance finally comes out in the open, attacking every lab, factory and fortress outside the River of Boiling Blood. With Hell in disarray, the Cybertronians and Decepticons (working together for the first and only time) attacking Infernal Outposts outside hell, seizing them and allowing the combined AHS, GAG and other forces to hijack the airships stationed there, and assault the Inferno.

Most troops get deployed along the various levels of the Pit. Exodites fought with Kriegers (united in their mutual hate of Chaos). Ponies fought with Locust. Americans, Russians and Chinese fought with dragons, gnomes and magic girls. These troops joined the LR in fighting Malefor’s hordes, keeping them pinned down and distracted while letting a single airship reach Judecca.

This airship had the VIPs of the whole operation. Of the GAG, there was Spyro, Sparx, Amthyst, Fineas & Ferb, Usagi, Terrador, Volteer, the Corsair Aragriel, Master Yoda, Starlight Sunset and the Aretes. Of the AHS, there was Steven Universe, Opal, Frylock, Meatwad, Captain Rico of the “Starship Troopers” and his squad, and Hal Jordan. Their goal – stop Malefor from finishing his ritual by any means necessary.

When the teams reached the frozen wastes, they discovered that Malefor had already created the demons Beelzebub and Lilith, and had sacrifices continuing to create more. Spyro and the Aretes continue on to Malefor himself while the others keep the demons busy. In the Shadow of the Devil Himself, on top of a mountain of skulls and corpses, Malefor stood, adorned in symbols and sigils, radiating unnatural energies even for him. They fought, and the dragon laughed as their attacks had little effect on him. He taunted and mocked them, making up lies of the things he did to Cynder and Hecate, of unspeakable tortures and blasphemous debaucheries. It was such that even after all they had seen the Aesir and Locust do, the Aretes nearly broke down, and Spyro himself briefly took his Dark Form.
But the tide began turning when Cynder and Hecate joined the fray, and the Executor began bombarding the Inferno, even their position. Between dodging orbital blasts, and the combined might of his greatest enemies, Malefor decided to pull his last ace. With a flick of his wrist, a series of explosions went off around Lucifer, and the ice all around him cracked open. With a shifting motion that caused earthquakes, a massive hooved leg came exploding out of the ice, raining bits and pieces the size of cars on everyone. Lucifer gave a laugh that could be heard all throughout the Pit – at long last, he was free. On top of this, Malefor’s ritual was almost complete, as reality was starting to shimmer and break, and the Warp began filtering through. The Dark Master was getting bigger and bigger, and just looking upon him was becoming painful.

And then things took a turn for the strange.

Наиболее эпичные места из первой игры. 

Краткий обзор на ТВ-тропах, ссылки на игры (только для зарегистрированных) там же - https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/AK47sISOTMapgame

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Будут философские беседы коммунаров с единорожками про сущность Тамас и шутки Дискорда. Или наоборот.

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